December 2011
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
me: hi
girl: hi
me: you have a nice ass
girl: you were looking at my ass?
me:
girl:
me:
girl:
me: your ass was staring at me i never back down from a challenge
I wonder what it's like to be pretty. To turn...